Campaign Chronicles

I was scrolling through Facebook the other day and came upon a screenshot of Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy, Karen, and Squidward in a sleigh being pulled by Gary. I was intrigued and Googled. What I discovered was an episode of Spongebob Squarepants that I had never seen before and it featured the creature I present to you today... The abominable snow mollusk has a grayish-white body with tentacles serving as arms and legs and fur around her neck, fin-like ears, sharp teeth, and yellow eyes. The creature is always angry, a state stemming from its perpetual hunger. It typically walks on four of its tentacles, standing roughly 9' tall while doing so, and uses the other four to grasp or manipulate objects. Abominable Snow Mollusk CR: 8     Large Aberration (Aquatic) HD: 8d8+8 plus 3     Hp:47 Init: +2     Spd: 20', swim 30' AC: 18 (-1 size, +2 Dec, +7 natural), t: 11, ff: 16 BAB/Grap +6/+15...

Those of you who have been following my page for awhile know that I have a penchant for weird NPCs . Today's offering is no exception.  Yipes is an anthropomorphic zebra with red, green, and yellow stripes instead of black ones. He is able to use human speech, is fond of sports, and works as an advertising mascot for Fruit Stripe Gum. Standard Zebra (as light horse with the following change) SQ: Stripes Stripes (Ex): A zebra's stripes help regulate its body temperature, granting it a +4 racial bonus on Fortitude saves against hot environments. Additionally, they serve to confuse biting flies, reducing the zebra's chance of being targeted by them by 50%. Yipes the Zebra CR: 1     Large Animal (Upright)      HD: 3d8+6     Hp: 19 Init +1     Spd: 60' (all all fours), 30' (walking upright) AC: 13 (-1 size, +1 Dec, +3 natural), t: 10, ff: 12 BA...

A sentient pizza dough monster is only mentally cognizant enough to recognize its creator and even then, just barely. In nearly all cases where one has been encountered, it has sought out its maker to exact some sort of revenge but in a passive-aggressive manner, like an unwanted roommate. It will move in to its creator's residence and lay around, raid the fridge, knock breakable objects off of shelves, and otherwise make a nuisance of itself. * (I checked both books and while there were creatures that were close, none were close enough). Sentient Pizza Dough Monster CR: 5    Large Ooze     HD: 8d10+40 plus 3     Hp: 86 Init: -4     Spd: 10' AC: 15 (-1 size, -4 Dec, +10 natural), t: 5, ff: 15 BAB +6/Grap +18 Attacks: +9 Slam: 1d6+6 plus Improved Grab SA: Constrict, Improved Grab SQ: Amorphous, Blindsight 30', Immune to Bludgeoning Damage, Ooze Traits, Slowed by Cold and He...