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The Arbitrarily Argumentative Toddler (with Bonus Template: Seventh Son)

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Arbitrarily Argumentative Toddler is a template that can be applied to any Young Humanoid, Monstrous Humanoid, Fey, or Giant hereafter referred to as the base creature. The template is lost when the base creature ages out of its toddler years. Apply the following changes to the Base Creature: SA: Tantrum, Toddler Grip SQ: Toddle • Tantrum (Ex): If the Arbitrarily Argumentative Toddler becomes fatigued or is prevented from completing an action/acquiring an object it desires, it will throw a Tantrum, gaining a +2 morale bonus to Strength and Constitution equal to double its increased Constitution score. All attempts made to soothe the Arbitrarily Argumentative Toddler are treated as a Challenging Skill task (DC20). If the Skill check is successful, the tantrum ends. If the Skill checks fails, the Tantrum becomes a Meltdown. During a meltdown, the AAT gains a shriek attack that is highly demoralizing, causing the listener to suffer a -2 morale penalty on all further Skill checks until ...

This Seemingly Normal VCR

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This Seemingly Normal VCR "male" Biomorph Robot Rogue 1 N Tiny Construct Init: +2, Senses: Darkvision 60', Low-Light Vision Languages: Understands English but has never been known to speak AC: 16 (+2 size, +2 Dex, +2 Natural), ff: 14, t: 14 HD: 1d6 (6 hp) Immune: as Construct Fort +0, Ref +4, Will +0 Spd: 5' (shuffles around when nobody is looking) Ranged +4 Revolver: 2d6 (20/×2, 30') Melee +1 Slam: 1-1 Combat Gear: Revolver Str: 8, Dex: 14, Con: - -, Int: 10, Wis: 10, Cha: 6 SA: Sneak Attack +1d6 SQ: Construct traits, Trapfinding Feats: Personal Firearms Proficiency Skills: Balance +4, Bluff +4, Disguise +4, Hide +4, Knowledge (Local - choose one city) +4, Listen +4, Search +4, Spot +4 Possessions: Revolver Height: 3.63" tall × 14" wide × 9.5" deep Weight: 7 lbs Appearance : This Seemingly Normal VCR has an all-black plastic casing, three (unlabeled) buttons and a slot for inserting VHS tapes on its front. There is also ...

Day Six of the Odinsleep (Part 1)

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Day Six of the Odinsleep (Sunrise) Shadow stands and looks into Hildr’s eyes and says “I very much want to return home, to a life of more quiet days than not. All this is exhausting and terrifying at the same time. I wish for a good life and for the same however that may be possible.  And don’t take any gruff off those swine!” He points to a random group of warriors and then raises the tankard in their direction. "Those guys deserve a good night of drinking before you carry their souls away. Happy hunting, Hildr. The gods don’t deserve you.” Back at Völundr's home, as Raven finishes the tale of his encounter with Shaundukal, Raz'iir smiles, "What an honor to be visited by one’s deity and asked to take a position within their realm," the bladesinger ponders a brief moment before continuing, “and how difficult it must have been to turn them down. Your loyalty to this misfit group is a gift they may never truly know.” With that, the Elfemental goes back to his st...