Curse of the Pumpkin People

This morning, while I was working, I had to move cans of pumpkin mix in the back. It made me think of the phrase, "home before midnight or I'll turn into a pumpkin". What if that was a literal statement?

Like a totally normal dude who turns into a pumpkin at midnight? Then I envisioned him (it could be a "her" but in my head it wasn't) as a high school football coach - Coach Peter Gourd. (The name "Peter" from Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater and "Coach" being a Cinderella reference).

I hereby present, the Curse of The Pumpkin People.

Take one average, ordinary guy or gal who, for some reason, has been cursed to turn into a pumpkin (or squash or other member of the gourd family) at a particular time every evening - most commonly midnight but sunset or another precise time could be specified.  At that time, the curse takes effect an the victim is transformed into what appears to be an average, ordinary, everyday pumpkin.  As a pumpkin, they retain an awareness of their surroundings but, being a pumpkin, are unable to take any sort of action.  Additionally, while transformed, the victim's ability scores and health are unaffected although, being unable to move or act, they lose the ability to put their Strength and Dexterity to use.  This is essentially a slightly modified Polymorph Other (or Polymorph Any Object) spell set to work as a curse (with either Will save or Save vs Spell used to resist).  The caster sets the conditions for breaking the curse when the spell is cast.



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