Campaign Chronicles

I recently found myself faced with a dilemma of my own making. I had decided long ago that Earth-218 would not be home to any characters with the ability to reshape reality (Franklin Richards, Scarlet Witch, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Q, Cosmo and Wanda, or, dare I say it, Phineas and Ferb). There's just one small semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action-based problem.  Perry the Platypus is a already a character who exists there.  Therefore, it stands to reason that Phineas and Ferb Fletcher and Dr. Doofenschmirtz and their physics-defying, reality-bending inventions also exist. We're talking about devices that transform tree houses into Battle Mechs, a giant ant farm that leads to giant, super-evolved ants to bizarre "Inators" that turn objects into bread and another that eliminates all musical instruments starting with the letter "B" (banjos, bagpipes, etc) within its area of effect from existence. So, how do I reconcile the obvious disparity between these charact...

Until “they” took it off of NetFlix, I watched A LOT of Phineas and Ferb.   I even made a d20 Modern version of Perry the Platypus for the Earth-218 chapter of my campaign .   The other day I got caught behind someone in traffic and found myself growing more and more frustrated, anxiously awaiting the chance to pass them so I could get to where I was going.   That got me to thinking and eventually, my thoughts led me to the following story...   “Dr. Doofenshmirtz and the Learn-to-Drive-inator” set-up: Major Monogram dispatches Agent P (Perry the Platypus) to investigate Dr. Doofenshmirtz's latest scheme which involves collecting all of the Driver's Educations Manuals from all of the DMVs in the Tri-State Area. cut to shot of the exterior of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated... cut to inside of laboratory: Agent P kicks open the door and enters. Doof: “Ah!   Perry the Platypus!   How nice of you to stop in!   Please, hav...