Campaign Chronicles

I was going through some old posts last night and struck upon an idea. Birds Aren't Real + Lawyer Dog + Magic Pickle + Superhuman Registration Act = one crazy adventure seed Hicksville - while patrolling the city , searching for signs of the Brotherhood of Evil Produce, Weapon Kosher comes across a glitching Pigeon-bot that is attacking a random citizen. The Magic Pickle intervenes but is arrested for not being registered with the 50-State Initiative. Lawyer Dog is appointed as his defense attorney. 

On Earth-218 , S.H.I.E.L.D. has been exterminating birds and replacing them with highly sophisticated robots for decades . These robots are nearly indistinguishable from actual birds and are used to secretly conduct surveillance on the country's citizens. These drones are modelled after the most prevalent bird found in the area where they are to be deployed - most often pigeons in urban areas. Government Spy Drone (a.k.a. Pigeon-bot) CR: 1/2     Tiny Construct     HD: 1d10     Hp: 5 Init +2     Spd: 10', fly 40' (ave)     AC: 14 (+2 size, +2 Dex), t: 14, ff: 12 BAB +0/Grap -13; +4 Claws: 1d2-5 SA: - - SQ: Construct traits, Self-Destruct Align: N     Saves: Fort +0, Ref +2, Will +2 Str: 1, Dex: 15, Con: - -, Int: - -, Wis: 14, Cha: 6 Skills: Disguise +8 (to appear as a normal bird), Listen +6, Spot...