The D&D Irish Drinking Song
(in the style of “Whose Line Is It Anyway?”) All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di! #1: We gathered ‘round the table #2: with all our books and all our dice #3: with pizza, chips and Mt. Dew #4: (We drink it without ice). #1: We’re all a little geeky. #2: We’re all a little strange. #3: The game is called D&D #4: And it is what we play! All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di! #1: Thank you, Gary. Thank you, Dave. #2: For these worlds of dwarves and elves. #3: The books you wrote fill up my room #4: And my groaning shelves. #1: I don’t worship Satan. #2: I swear I’m not a witch. #3: but I wish I had a girlfriend #4: so I could touch her…lips. All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di! #1: Let me tell you ‘bout my wizard. #2: He’s level Twenty-Four. #3: He’ll reduce your bones to goo #4: and leave you lying ...