Campaign Chronicles

Despite assumptions to the contrary, the party is Not going to engage in battle with Big Bird. However, having already made Cookie Monster as a character, I thought I would make a D&D version of Big Bird that is in keeping with him as presented on Sesame Street. Big Bird : Muppet male Child¹ CR: 1     Medium Humanoid (Muppet)     HD: 2d8+4 (16 Hp) Init: +1     Spd: 30'     AC: 12 (+1 Dex. -1 size, +2 Natural) Attacks: (BAB +0; Grap +8) ; +3 Unarmed Strike: 1d6+4 nonlethal SA: -- SQ: Muppet Traits Align: NG     Saves: Fort +2, Ref +4, Will -1 Str: 18, Dex: 12, Con: 15, Int: 8, Wis: 8, Cha: 14 Skills: Read/Write and Speak Common; Balance +3, Craft (Visual Art) +2, Diplomacy +2 (additional +2 with children and their parents), Perform (Singing) +6 Feats: Creative (Craft - Visual Arts and Perform - Singing) Gear: Large nest behind the Brownstone at 123 Sesame Stre...

I have been seeing a lot of Cookie Monster the Barbarian memes in my Facebook feed over the last week or so. This gave me the idea to stat out the character.  This turned out to be a far more complicated build than I anticipated, I ended up modifying and combining two different versions of the Muppet race, researching Cookie Monster, and because the only spellcasting Muppet I can think of is the Amazing Mumford , changing the Bard class for a Non-spellcasting version. Sidney "Cookie" Monster (a.k.a. Alistair Cookie) : male Muppet Barbarian 3/Bard variant 2 CR: 5     Small Humanoid (Muppet) HD: 3d12+6 plus 2d6+4 (40 Hp) Init: +1     Spd: 40'     AC: 16 (Scale Mail, Light Wooden Shield, +1 Dex), t: 11, ff: 16 (never flat-footed); (-5 ACP, 30% ASF) Attacks*: (BAB +4/Grap +6) ; +7 Greataxe: 1d10+3 (20/×3, used two-handed) or +6 Bite: 1d4 nonlethal      * additional +2 hit/damage during Rage SA...