Campaign Chronicles

Ever since writing the post about the Tri-State Area being its own dimension the other day, this unusual character has been on my mind. I thought about using the Incarnate Construct template for him but losing All of his abilities didn't appeal to me. Instead, I simply went with a permanent Animated Object spell followed by Awaken Construct. Klimpaloon, the Magical Old-Timey Bathing Suit Who Lives in the Himalayas "Male" Awakened Animated Object Small Humanoid HD: 1d10+10 (20 hp) Initiative: +1 Spd: 30' AC: (+1 size, +1 Dex, +2 Natural), t: 12, ff: 13 Attacks: (BAB: +0/Grap -4) ; +1 Slam: 1d4 SA: Blind; Constrict SQ: Construct traits; Darkvision 60'; Low-Light Vision; Regeneration Saves: Fort +0, Ref +1, Will -4 Str: 10, Dex: 12, Con: - -, Int: 8, Wis: 3, Cha: 3 Skills: - - Feats: - - Climate/Terrain: The Himalayas Treasure: - - Align: N Advancement: by class Challenge Rating: 1 Ht: 32"      Wt: about 2.5 lbs Eyes: Yellowish-White sclera with black pupil...

I recently found myself faced with a dilemma of my own making. I had decided long ago that Earth-218 would not be home to any characters with the ability to reshape reality (Franklin Richards, Scarlet Witch, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Q, Cosmo and Wanda, or, dare I say it, Phineas and Ferb). There's just one small semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action-based problem.  Perry the Platypus is a already a character who exists there.  Therefore, it stands to reason that Phineas and Ferb Fletcher and Dr. Doofenschmirtz and their physics-defying, reality-bending inventions also exist. We're talking about devices that transform tree houses into Battle Mechs, a giant ant farm that leads to giant, super-evolved ants to bizarre "Inators" that turn objects into bread and another that eliminates all musical instruments starting with the letter "B" (banjos, bagpipes, etc) within its area of effect from existence. So, how do I reconcile the obvious disparity between these charact...