Greta the Climate Goblin - Greta’s B-Movies

Episode 1 - not mentioned by name, had something to do with radioactive slime

Episode 2 - Iron Snout - The Behemoth with the Tongue of Doom; a kaiju film about an anteater told from the perspective of a termite mound


Episode 3 - The Three Little Pigs Meet the Wolfman; a monster-movie spin on a childhood story. Each of the Pigs is a variation on one of the Three Stooges with the Wolfman destroying their houses, one after another.


Episode 4 - It Came from Beneath the Bleachers; an ancient spirit possesses a high school football mascot costume and begins slaying the "popular kids" in increasingly comical and outlandish ways.


Episode 5 - Laser Lobster vs. the Subterranean Horde, a cold war experiment is Maine's last defense against Mole-folk invading from the depths of the earth.


Episode 6 - The Blood Fog of Black Harbor, a red mist drains blood from inhabitants of a small fishing town. The mist is made up of microscopic deep-sea parasites that have been disturbed by oil drilling. When the fog rises, the parasites rise as a swarm to feed before returning to the water.


There are three more posters that I had ready to go but didn't get around to using.


"The Necro-War Chronicles" would have been about an American G.I. and a British doctor who team up to stop a Necromancer from raising an army of Nazi Zombies.


The Casket of Dr Calamari is about a mad scientist who masters achieves immortality by moving his spirit into a nearby corpse. But the process is flawed and the corpses start decomposing, forcing the doctor to kill in order to survive.


Vincent Von Valentine and the Jade Syndicate is a 1950s pulp adventure with film noir anesthetics. Produced by Milton Sidney, it is an Earth-218 send-up of Indiana Jones crossed with Philip Marlowe.


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