The Elephant of Surprise 🐘

The kids were watching "The Jungle Book" earlier tonight. I was in the kitchen, half-listening for the songs, when they got to the part of the movie where Bagheera is asking the elephants for their help in finding Mowgli. Colonel Hathi then turns to his troops, gives his orders, and tells them that they will have the "element of surprise." 

But that is not what I heard.

What I heard was "Elephant of Surprise." 

So, here we are. I decided to go with a Chaotic Neutral Fey. I'm envisioning a creature who sneaks up behind you and yells "BOO!" before collapsing in a fit of laughter. 

As your party progresses through the woods, the Ranger catches sight of a creature up ahead: an elephant standing upright on its hind legs, hiding behind a tree. You are stunned to realize that if your scout hadn't said anything, you would have walked right past the creature without noticing.


The Elephant of Surprise
CR: 7     Huge Fey     HD: 11d6+55 (91 hp)
Init: +0      Spd: 40'     AC: 15 (-2 size, +7 Natural), t: 8, ff: 15
Attacks: (BAB +5; Grap +23); +13 Slam: 2d6+10 and +8 2 Stamps: 2d6+5 or +13 Gore: 2d8 +15
SA: Trample 2d8+15
SQ: DR5/Cold Iron, Hide in Plain Sight, Low-Light Vision, Scent
Align: CN      Saves: Fort +12, Ref +7, Will +8
Str: 30, Dex: 10, Con: 21, Int: 10, Wis: 12, Cha: 7
Skills: Hide +11, Knowledge (Nature) +14, Move Silently +16, Listen +17, Search +14, Spot +17
Feats: Alertness, Endurance, Skill Focus (Hide), Stealthy

• Hide in Plain Sight (Ex): While in any sort of natural terrain, an Elephant of Surprise can use the Hide skill even while being observed.
• Trample (Ex): Ref ½ DC 25. The save DC is Strength-based.

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