Facehugger - Butthugger

Does the existence of the Xenomorph Facehugger imply the existence of a Xenomorph Butthugger?



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Road Trip to the Dragon Isles - Khuri-Khan

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  14 Newkolt 349 AC Arthur looks around. "Where should we set up our tent after we speak with them? Also how are you holding up, Davva?" "There isn't really anyone to speak with, sir. Most people just pass through, bound for Khuri-Khan." As Davaa leads the group around to the east side of town, he points toward a cleared area. " We should be able to set up just west of the caravan grounds. Anyway, I'm b etter than I would have been if those dragonnes had had their way, that's for sure!" Davaa quips, but it is obvious that he is still in quite a bit of pain following his ordeal. Altan remains silent for his part. While it is obvious the he is happy for his friend's continued survival, Agnes' use of healing magic and the conversation they had afterwards has plunged him into a bit of an existential crisis. Had humanity turned from the gods instead of the other way around? The Khurs, for the most part, were not a very devout people but th...
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Cookie the Barbarian

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I have been seeing a lot of Cookie Monster the Barbarian memes in my Facebook feed over the last week or so. This gave me the idea to stat out the character.  This turned out to be a far more complicated build than I anticipated, I ended up modifying and combining two different versions of the Muppet race, researching Cookie Monster, and because the only spellcasting Muppet I can think of is the Amazing Mumford , changing the Bard class for a Non-spellcasting version. Sidney "Cookie" Monster (a.k.a. Alistair Cookie) : male Muppet Barbarian 3/Bard variant 2 CR: 5     Small Humanoid (Muppet) HD: 3d12+6 plus 2d6+4 (40 Hp) Init: +1     Spd: 40'     AC: 16 (Scale Mail, Light Wooden Shield, +1 Dex), t: 11, ff: 16 (never flat-footed); (-5 ACP, 30% ASF) Attacks*: (BAB +4/Grap +6) ; +7 Greataxe: 1d10+3 (20/×3, used two-handed) or +6 Bite: 1d4 nonlethal      * additional +2 hit/damage during Rage SA...
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Road Trip to the Dragon Isles - Ak-Tubal to Ak-Phan

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12 Newkolt 349 AC Arthur allows his guides to take the lead, following Altan and Davaa down the dirt streets of the city. As the travelers ride, they pass a Green Dragonarmy patrol. The soldiers march with discipline, armor and boots polished, uniforms clean, their posture erect. Altan gives a short nod as he passes by the troops and one of soldiers, slightly older than the others, nods back, holding out a hand to signal a stop. When the trooper speaks, his tone is professional, "Hail, travelers. Destination?" "Just the Temür Steppe Lodge for now if they hsve rooms, sir, but we are bound for Khuri-Khan to visit my uncle," Davaa replies. The soldiers nods, "Very well, be on your way. There is a curfew tonight, nobody on the street after the Eighth Bell." "Understood. Thank you," the horseman says in turn. A few blocks later, Altan leads the group to the lodge, an inn near the city gate with an enclosed paddock for horses. Made of the same su...
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Silvanost - Graduation, Awards, and a First Assignment

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29 Newkolt 349 AC Two weeks pass. Kysek and Ra'ziir continue to train with Wing Sergeant Silvervale and their mounts, eventually working alongside other riders. They learn the hand signals used to indicate commands and formations. Elowen delivers their custom saddles, each of which has straps to hold them in place during even the most acrobatic of maneuvers and two sheathes that provide easy access to wands during flight. Alara and Sergeant Falindrithan complete the renovation of the civic building, establishing a war room, three squad bays for troops to sleep in, several storerooms stocked with caches of food, blankets, and spare weapons. Grotto and Lorraine convert another room into a hospital with medical supplies, bandages, clean water, and enough beds for ten patients at once and a second room where less serious injuries can be treated quickly. Eilra carefully and conscientiously tracks and records party members locations as well as those of critical support staff. Ornforitha...
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Silvanost - Ground Rules Going Forward

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15 Newkolt 349 AC THE COUNCIL HALL Shadow takes his leave as well and fills Kysek in on his as of yet unsuccessful attempt to locate these Dragonlances. He seems disappointed and unsure. He says he had hoped for a solid lead and instead got entangled in this mess. No offense to Grotto’s efforts. Much to learn about this conflict and the game afoot. He vows to be more cautious as war is here and we are all in the fray. AT LORRAINE'S Grotto goes to his makeshift room at the temporary hospital. He looks around for Lorraine and tries to take a general vibe of the feelings of his pupils. Lorraine, of course, is happy to see him and insists that he sit and have breakfast with her. She explains that Romulus had been earlier looking for him and that they had eaten together but she pours tea and offers buttered scones and some poached eggs. Once he settles in, other healers nod and smile. He can't make out everything they say but does hear, "I told you he hadn't done anythi...
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Morningmist Hall - Dagger Falls, Daggerdale

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Morningmist Hall is a temple dedicated to the worship of Lathander. Built by adventurers from Raven Keep on the site of a previous temple dedicated to the Morninglord in Dagger Falls, Morningmist Hall is a large domed building made of pink marble. The base of the building forms a circle 280’ across. Four smaller alcoves extend outward 40’ from the base. These alcoves serve as living quarters or meditation chambers for the clergy. The front of the building faces east, the direction of the rising sun. There are about twenty lay worshippers of Lathander in Dagger Falls but this number is climbing due to Morningmist Hall being the only center of worship in the city. The exterior walls of Morningmist Hall are 5’ thick, ceilings are of the alcoves are 20’ high, the grand walkway’s ceiling is 25’ high, and the remainder of the temple’s roof rises into a dome that reaches 50’ into the air. All interior spaces are lit by Continual Faerie Fire spells. Normal Exterior Walls...
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